The plan, once my anger dies down (and you can thank Don Cherry for turning it back up to 11) is to redirect it to weightwatchers.ca for the common-good.

Thanks for posting, Gravy. Let it be known that if anyone reading this post is more excited about your domain name than mine, I encourage them to get in touch with you.

That said, I’m pretty sure the mayor can’t be fired, exactly…

I think we’re synced up like menstruating women. After the election — eight whole minutes of hope — I thought to myself, “Someone needs to Fire Rob Ford,” and my mind, which has done away with all suffixes other than .com, put two-and-two together.

Alas, I’m left with a website that I don’t particularly want but would love for someone to maintain.

I do however differ from you on one key area: I’m terribly immature and I love fat jokes. Certainly, if he didn’t change colour like a mood ring or the wrinkles in his forehead didn’t act as breakers for the oceans of sweat often dripping down his face, things might just be different. As it stands though, whenever I need to use my wacom tablet to draw a fat man eating bacon, firerobford.com has been it’s destination.