That’s it, I’m having another daughter

Did you hear about the farmer in Oregon whose two teenage daughters saved his life after a tractor pinned him to the ground? I’m doing the math on this one, and I think I’d better have another daughter, for my own good.

Nothing against my existing daughter, you understand. She’s a great kid, and she’s getting stronger and smarter every day. But it’s amazing enough that two teenage women, working together, were able to lift a 3,000 pound tractor off of their dad and save his life. I doubt my daughter, working on her own, could replicate that feat.

And sure, I don’t have a tractor, but that’s not the point. DJ equipment and Xboxes may not weigh that much right now, but who knows what the future might bring?

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