More like “lie-anetics”

“I got pretty high up in Scientology,” a twelve-year-old kid told his friend on the bus today. “I had to spend a lot of money to get there. By the time I figured out it was all a scam, I was really far in. But I got out of there.”

Give it up, kid. We all know you’re full of it. Where’s a twelve-year-old supposed to get his hands on some “pretty high up in Scientology” money?

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