My wife and I know there’s going to come a time when our daughter, who’s due any day now, won’t want to have anything to do with us. This morning, in fact, we were cracking jokes about the heartbreaking day when she’ll flip out because we gave her a hug in front of her friends. […]

I’m usually not the first person to jump on a new social networking phenomenon, because I fear things I don’t understand and I figure I can probably do without another Internet-based time waster in my life. That’s basically why it took me so long to join Twitter. But I did last night, and you can […]

The BBC has announced that it will air a two-part Red Dwarf reunion special during the Easter weekend. The special, which will be the first new episode since the show went off the air in 1999, will see the crew return to Earth at long last. That ought to be a hell of a thing, […]

Paul: What’s cover there? Me: Free. Drinks are pricey. Just stopped in to write a few things down. Paul: Always with the notepad you Me: I am actually getting yelled at slash flirted with over my notepad now. Time to become unattractive! Paul: Wow ladies love the mystery reporter? Me: I told her I live […]

Sure, it was fun while it lasted. But the parts of my face that had grown in were getting shaggy, and the parts that hadn’t grown in were probably never going to come around. So tonight I shaved the damned thing off, and now I’m back to my usual face. Actually, first I shaved the […]