Texting with Paul Gagnon

Paul: What’s cover there?

Me: Free. Drinks are pricey. Just stopped in to write a few things down.

Paul: Always with the notepad you

Me: I am actually getting yelled at slash flirted with over my notepad now. Time to become unattractive!

Paul: Wow ladies love the mystery reporter?

Me: I told her I live with my parents. She’s gone now.

By the way, when I told my girlfriend this story, she asked why I’d told that other girl that I lived with my parents instead of my girlfriend. The reason, in case anyone else out there is wondering, is because aggressive women at bars tend to approach a girlfriend who’s not there as a challenge, while they approach parents whose basement you live in as a sign that you’re a nerd. There, now you know.

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3 Responses to “Texting with Paul Gagnon”

  1. ramanan says:

    Truly you are wise beyond your years.

  2. Kate says:


    I think you were just keeping your options open in case she was into nerds.

  3. Matt says:

    Yeah, because your weird taste in guys is really that common.