The hills have iPhones

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills are following me on Twitter. Either that, or their assistants are following me. I’m really not sure how this sort of thing works when there’s that much fame and money involved.

In any event, being followed by Pratt and Montag puts me in an exclusive club of well over twelve thousand people. We’ve obviously never met, and it doesn’t mean I’m special. Clearly they’re following anyone and everyone who mentions either one of them on Twitter – even the jerks who only made the list because they recently argued that Heidi Montag is famous for “being a terrible, terrible person.”

And as much as the available evidence might support that claim, Pratt and Montag have never said anything bad about me. Sure, that’s because they didn’t know I exist until I mouthed off about one of them, and even now they’re only following me so I’ll follow them and learn more about their show and buy whatever awful album Heidi Montag’s now promoting. I very much doubt they’re reading this, or that they ever will. But still, you know?

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