Fox News Latino

Did you know that Fox News Latino is a genuine thing that actually exists? I haven’t had an opportunity to watch it, but if I were to guess, I’d say they probably spend a lot of time talking about all the trouble America’s in, the total lack of good jobs, and the pointlessness of crossing the border into the States in search of a better life.

In other words, it’s probably pretty much the opposite of the regular, ultra-patriotic Fox News. In fact, if I worked at Fox News, I think I’d try and see if I could spend one day a month at Fox News Latino, just to take a break from yelling at the top of my lungs about how great America is.

Of course, another thing I’d do if I worked at Fox News is come home every night, stare at myself in the mirror for a good long while, and say “My God, what am I doing? I’m a fraud and my life is empty.”

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