I call “cahoots and shenanigans” on Western New York’s two cheesiest TV lawyers

“Let’s make sure we never go to Buffalo,” I said to my wife last night. “Judging by the sheer volume of William Mattar ads on TV, the only thing anyone ever does these days in Buffalo is get in a car accident.”

“Well, it makes sense,” my wife said. “The roads are probably full of drunk drivers who got acquitted because of that other lawyer. They’re probably keeping each other in business.”

Stay out of Buffalo, guys. It’s a cesspool of collisions and corruption. If you have to go, then at least get your trucker’s license first and make sure you’re driving the biggest thing on the road. Better yet, why not help reduce traffic by carpooling with real singles in your area?

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