Here’s an anniversary my wife and I both forgot

Four years ago tonight, I asked my wife to marry me. She said yes, thank God, and now we’ve got a kid and a mortgage. Which is probably why we’d both forgotten the significance of today until my mother pointed it out this morning.

Well, what do you want from me? I got two out of three, and as the old saying goes, that ain’t bad. Hell, it’s better than my wife did.