Did you guys hear about Tiger Woods?

He cheated on his wife.

Oh, you already heard about that? All right, good.

I can tell you about it again, though, if you want.

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One Response to “Did you guys hear about Tiger Woods?”

  1. jason says:

    Nah, I already heard it ELEVENTY BILLION TIMES from every god damn news and news-like source every friggin’ day for what seems like fifteen eternities.

    Can’t Michael Jackson, like, die again or something? I need a break from Tiger Woods.